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- UNDERGROUND access RESTRICTED to MEMBERS ONLY! Purchasing a membership constitutes acceptance of these Terms and Conditions:
-I/We are purchasing NON REFUNDABLE access to the MEMBERS AREA, Tales from the Dick UNDERGROUND!
-Anyone/Everyone you purchase/display access for/to Tales from the Dick or any SEXUALLY EXPLICIT MATERIAL is/are OVER 18 OR the Legal age in their jursidiction and/or the jursidiction where SEXUALLY EXPLICIT MATERIAL is being viewed.
-I/We are not offended by adult-oriented content including, but not limited to content containing nudity, sex, alternative and/or gay lifestyles.
- Claiming the purchase of this membership was unauthorized at a later date will void the membership, and all privileges associated therewith shall be forfeited! Including but not limited to the protection of our confidentiality policy. That protection is only afforded to REGISTRANTS, & MEMBERS in good standing!
- I/We will be neither if a fraudulent claim and/or chargeback occurs regarding registration/membership. Your name, address and all information collected shall be used to defend fraudulent claims and/or collect said debt. Additionally you may be reported to a negative databases, law enforcement authorities, collection/credit reporting agencies, and our chargeback, check & fraud website. These actions may prevent you from making future purchases on the internet, and result in criminal prosecution. Those that perpetrate fraud, think they will be able to do so without repercussions. Think again!
-If you submit an invalid email address at the time you join, your membership will be suspended immediately.
-If you submit a check online, you will not have access to Da Underground (members area) until that check clears the banking process, and the funds have been collected. If your check is returned, that worthless piece of paper will become wallpaper on our site. The whole check, account numbers, name, address everything!
- We apologize for having to take these measures. However those that perpetrate fraud endanger our existence for your honest edutainment.
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